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Hammered Hulk Cocktail – A Bold, Green Drink for St. Patrick’s Day

Published: Mar 14, 2025 by Marye

The Hammered Hulk isn’t just a cocktail—it’s a glow-up in a glass. With coconut rum, Midori, and Blue Curacao swirling together in a bold, neon-green masterpiece, this drink is equal parts fruity, boozy, and just chaotic enough to be perfect for St. Patrick’s Day. One sip, and you’ll feel **strong enough to flip a table—**but let’s stick to just raising a toast, okay? 💚🥃🍀
Total time for the recipe to be finished.Total Time 2 minutes minutes
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If you’re looking for a festive green cocktail that packs a punch (literally), meet the Hammered Hulk—a fruity, boozy, and dangerously smooth drink that’ll have you feeling stronger than your self-control at a bakery. With a mix of vodka, coconut rum, Midori, and just enough citrus to keep it classy, this neon-green knockout is as fun to drink as it is to look at.

This recipe was originally published in March 2016. It was last updated on March 14, 2025 for better reader experience.

This recipe is meant for people over 21 years old. Please drink responsibly.

Hammered hulk cocktail is a fun, tropical cocktail
Lots of tropical flavor! The Hulk cocktail is bright green and absolutely delicious! The Incredible Hulk would definitely approve.

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Table of Contents
  • 🗝️ Key takeaways: why this recipe is your new favorite
  • 🧾 Gather your ingredients: what you'll need
  • 💭 Insider tips: things to know
  • 🍴🛠️ Must-Have Tools for Mixing Up the Hammered Hulk
  • 👩‍🍳 Let's answer those questions: FAQs
  • 📚 More Southern comfort: related recipes you'll love
  • 📖 Recipe
  • 💬 Comments

Sip one, and you’ll be feeling lucky. Sip two, and you might just start speaking with fluent Irish accent (or at least attempting to). Perfect for St. Patrick’s Day parties, backyard shenanigans, or any day you just want to channel your inner superhero, this cocktail is big, bold, and absolutely not for the faint of heart. 🍀💚🥃

🗝️ Key takeaways: why this recipe is your new favorite

Why wait in line for an overpriced drink when you can mix up this neon-green masterpiece right at home? The Hammered Hulk is the ultimate party cocktail—bold, tropical, and way stronger than it looks. One sip, and you’ll be feeling like a superhero… or at least thinking you can lift a car.

✔️ Key Takeaways:

  1. Bright, bold, and boozy – It’s vividly green, dangerously smooth, and absolutely unforgettable.
  2. Tastes like a kid’s juice box, but don’t let that fool you – This drink packs a serious punch.
  3. Perfect for St. Patrick’s Day, game day, or any day you want to impress your friends – Because nothing says “I know how to mix a drink” like making one that looks radioactive.
  4. Easy to make, even easier to drink – Just shake, pour, and prepare for compliments.
  5. Coconut rum + Midori = A tropical twist on a classic party cocktail – Think fruity, fun, and just the right amount of sweet.

Basically, if the Hulk had a signature drink, this would be it. (And if you have more than one, you might just start turning green yourself.) 💚🥃🍀

    🧾 Gather your ingredients: what you'll need

    This is an overview of the ingredients. You'll find the full measurements and instructions in the green recipe card (printable) at the bottom of the page.

    • Ice
    • 1 ounce Vodka
    • 1 ounce Coconut rum
    • ½ ounce Midori
    • ¼ ounce Blue Curacao
    • 2 ounces Club soda
    • 2 ounces Sprite
    • 1 squeeze lemon juice
    • 1 squeeze lime juice

    💭 Insider tips: things to know

    1. ⚡ Want a stronger kick? Swap the Sprite for Mountain Dew. Not only does it amp up the flavor, but it also adds a caffeine jolt, so you’ll be energized and tipsy at the same time—what a combo!
    2. 🍋 Prefer a less sweet drink? Ditch the sugar overload. Use all club soda instead of Sprite for a crisper, more refreshing sip that still delivers the punch without the extra sweetness. (Because sometimes, we like to pretend we’re being responsible.)
    3. 🎉 Making this for a crowd? Turn it into a pitcher cocktail! Increase the servings to 20, mix it up in a big pitcher, and let guests serve themselves. Less work for you, more fun for them. Everybody wins!

    Basically, this drink is as customizable as it is dangerous. So mix, shake, sip—and try not to start thinking you actually have superpowers. 💚🥃🍀

    Marye's Tip o' the day

    💪 Shake it like you mean it. Giving this cocktail a good, vigorous shake adds tiny air bubbles that enhance the flavor and make you feel like a professional mixologist. (Bonus: It’s also a great arm workout—because balance.)

    🍴🛠️ Must-Have Tools for Mixing Up the Hammered Hulk

    Because even superheroes need the right gear!

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    ToolWhy You Need It
    Cocktail ShakerTo mix everything up and get that perfect, slightly frothy, well-blended drink. (Bonus: It makes you look fancy.)
    Jigger or Shot GlassPrecision matters—unless you’re feeling adventurous, in which case, just pour and pray.
    Highball Glass or Hurricane GlassThe Hulk deserves a dramatic entrance, and a good glass makes it feel extra special.
    Bar SpoonFor stirring the pitcher version or pretending you know how to twirl it like a pro.
    Citrus JuicerBecause squeezing lemons and limes by hand is how we accidentally get cocktail ingredients in our eyes.
    IceEssential for keeping your drink cool and refreshing—unless you prefer it warm (which we will judge you for).
    Green Sugar (Optional)If you want to rim the glass for extra flair, because extra is always better.
    Black Light (Optional, But Awesome)Midori glows under UV light, so if you want to serve a drink that looks straight out of a comic book, this is your move.

    🔥 Bonus: A designated bartender friend who’s willing to mix drinks while you kick back and enjoy. (Highly recommended.) 💚🥃🍀

    🤫 Marye's secret for zhuzhing it up

    🍬 Candy rim? Yes, please! – Dip the rim in lime juice, then roll it in green sugar or crushed sour candy. Because if your drink looks like it belongs in a comic book, you’re doing it right.

    Basically, zhuzhing up this drink is as easy as making it greener, bolder, and more ridiculous—just like any good St. Patrick’s Day celebration should be. 💚🥃🍀

    zhuzh: verb. To make something more interesting or attractive

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    👩‍🍳 Let's answer those questions: FAQs

    Have other questions? Ask me in the comments!

    Can I make this without alcohol?

    Sure! Just swap the booze for green Hawaiian punch and the club soda for coconut water! It’ll still be bright green, fruity, and fun—just without the hammered part.

    Can I make this a frozen cocktail?

    Oh, absolutely. Blend everything with a handful of ice and get yourself a boozy green slushie that’s basically St. Patrick’s Day on vacation.

    How strong is this drink?

    Let’s just say it’s sneakier than it looks. It tastes like a fun, fruity juice box, but after a couple, you might find yourself attempting Irish jigs or making questionable life choices. Pace yourself, champ.
    Basically, this cocktail is fun, festive, and potentially a little dangerous. Drink responsibly—or at least have a solid alibi. 💚🥃🍀

    Overhead view of two green Hulk cocktails in glasses.
    Make this green mixed drink in a pitcher for St. Patrick's Day parties!

    ⏲️ Marye's time saving hacks -

    Skip the single-serve shaking and make this a big-batch pitcher cocktail from the start. Just multiply the ingredients by however many drinks you need, stir everything but the carbonated drinks together in a blender and blend for a minute or so (oxygen bubbles!) Pour into a pitcher, add the Sprite (or whatever) and toss in some ice. No shaking, no mess—just grab a glass and pour like the legend you are. (Bonus: You’ll look like the ultimate party host with minimal effort.) 💚🥃🍀

    📚 More Southern comfort: related recipes you'll love

    There's plenty more cocktails here! If you like this Hammered Hulk you might be interested in one of these -

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    It's fruity and a little fizzy but not too sweet. It's a little like a tropical punch...but not quite. It's not a girlie drink but...well, just taste it and see what you think. One thing about it -- the color is gorgeous!

    Find more great drinks for St. Patricks Day here.

    If you click on the number of servings in the recipe card you can adjust the measurements up or down for the exact number of servings you need.

    If you love this recipe please comment below and give it 5 stars! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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    Hammered Hulk Cocktail

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    The Hammered Hulk isn’t just a cocktail—it’s a glow-up in a glass. With coconut rum, Midori, and Blue Curacao swirling together in a bold, neon-green masterpiece, this drink is equal parts fruity, boozy, and just chaotic enough to be perfect for St. Patrick’s Day. One sip, and you’ll feel **strong enough to flip a table—**but let’s stick to just raising a toast, okay? 💚🥃🍀
    Course Cocktail
    Cuisine American
    Prep Time: 2 minutes minutes
    Total Time: 2 minutes minutes
    Servings:1
    Calories:211
    Author:Marye Audet-White

    Ingredients

    • Ice
    • 1 ounce Vodka
    • 1 ounce Coconut rum
    • ½ ounce Midori
    • ¼ ounce Blue Curacao
    • 2 ounces Club soda
    • 2 ounces Sprite
    • 1 squeeze lemon juice
    • 1 squeeze lime juice

    Instructions

    • Add the vodka, rum, Midori, and Blue Curacao to shaker with a few ice cubes in it.
    • Shake vigorously.
    • Strain into an on the rocks glass filled with ice.
    • Pour in the club soda and Sprite.
    • Squeeze the lemon and lime into the drink.
    • Garnish with lemon and lime wheels.

    Notes

    • You can substitute Mt Dew for the Sprite in this recipe. It's gives it a stronger flavor and a jolt of caffeine.
    • For a less sweet drink use all club soda.
    • You can increase the servings to 20 and use this as a pitcher drink for parties.
    • Shaking a cocktail vigorously adds air bubbles which help to make the mixed drink more flavorful.
    You'll find more helpful tips and variations in the body of the post.

    Nutrition Facts

    Calories: 211kcal | Carbohydrates: 13g | Protein: 1g | Sodium: 18mg | Sugar: 12g

    Nutrition information is estimated as a courtesy. If using for medical purposes, please verify information using your own nutritional calculator. Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet.

    This recipe has been tested several times. If you choose to use other ingredients, or change the technique in some way, the results may not be the same.

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    1. Kristy @ Southern In Law says

      March 26, 2016 at 1:56 pm

      This is so fun! Now you'll just have to create the whole superhero squad 😉

      Reply
      • Marye Audet says

        March 26, 2016 at 11:14 pm

        totally. 😉

        Reply
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