Instructions for Turning 5 Successfully

kyrie birthday

  1. Wake up.
  2. Request the frosting bowl.
  3. Smile alot.
  4. Tell everyone you are 5.
  5. Visit the neighbors.  Come home with a dollar.
  6. Ask if you got a present.  Do this often.
  7. Ask for chocolate ice cream.
  8. Say ” I just LOVE this” several times.
  9. Tear the wrap off your present while exclaiming “I just love this!” before you have even seen it.
  10. When you see your present exclaim “It’s PERFECT!”
  11. Truly believe that the police sped down the road with sirens and lights because it’s your birthday and you are THAT important.
  12. Fall asleep on Daddy’s lap while rocking on the front porch.
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